Poor Sherlock. Valentine’s Day must be such a bummer when your boyfriend is married.
The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: ‘This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you’re better off not touching it until you’re all grown up. I’m going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don’t open it.
Philip Pullman (via abookblog)
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
And no Kanye isn’t stupid or evil for selling $120 plain shirts
Motherfuckers are stupid as fuck for buying em
Kanye is a goddamn genius